Computer Says “No”…

Posted on September 17, 2009

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A couple of years ago I got a loan from Lloyds TSB. It was a few grand to tide me over during some troublesome times and I had to pay it back in £160 monthly chunks. I was cool with it; it helped me through a financial rough patch and I whacked a bit into my high interest savings for the inevitable “rainy day”.

One of the best things about this loan is that it promised a “repayment holiday” at a requested point during the lifetime of the loan, which essentially means you can take a 1 month break from paying back the loan. I’ve never needed to call upon this until recently when I became a full-time freelancer and needed to cut back on as many expenses as I can. So I went into my local branch who told me they do not deal with this area of business. Fine, they gave me a number so I went off merrily to give them a call.

computer says no little britain

I spoke to a clueless individual who passed me to another clueless individual who passed me to another clueless individual who then said I need to visit my branch. Yes, this after being referred to these people BY my branch. So I went back into the branch, who threw their hands in the air and claimed they do not deal with loan repayments. They gave me the same number again, and I requested to call it from the phone in the bank as I wasn’t prepared to waste any more money. This time, I got through to somebody who actually had a clue. She told me I was “ineligible” for a repayment holiday, but could not give a reason why but Computer Says No. I challenged this but Computer Says No, and she eventually asked to speak to a member of staff at the branch. I passed her onto somebody who quite quickly got angry with her, the call was ended and I went back to the front desk. He pulled up information on my account, and could not see any reason why I may be ineligible, short of Computer Says No.

Despite my demands, it seems that of the 7 people in total I spoke to at Lloyds TSB, none of them had the ability to assess my situation. I didn’t get my repayment holiday and I didn’t even get a reason why. There is no reason why. The computer’s have got it wrong, and it’s pretty worrying that clearly, this area of business for Lloyds is controlled by their systems. Either that or the repayment holiday is just a con.

The reason I am so angry is that, short of the fact that the repayment holiday would have been a pretty big help this month, it was a main selling point for this loan agreement. And I still have not got a good reason why I am “not eligible”.

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