This is why I complain so much

Posted on October 25, 2009

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I often frequent freelance job websites to bid on projects. I rarely win projects; I don’t expect to win due to the masses of idiots bidding at £2.50 per hour.

Tonight I saw a job posting that quite frankly offended me. Somebody was asking for a Search Engine Optimisation expert to provide a FULL-TIME 40 hours per week service for a measly £300 per month. Now, I have a big mouth and could not resist the temptation to contact this person and point out that this budget is, for lack of a better description, absolutely ridiculous.

Here is the job posting:

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*****We Kindly ask Companies NOT to bid on this project as it is intended for individuals only*****
We are Looking to hire for full time job position an SEO Expert to wok on our websites and increase our ORGANIC SERPs for a list of keywords that we be defined later.
We are in SEO/SEM for +5 years so you can have an idea with whom you will be dealing.
You will be either working in our office or install teamviewer on your station if your prefer working from home.
You will be invited to : Elaborate an SEO strategy and Implement it. We hope you know what Strategy means…
In order to apply, you are invited to PMl us the following :
1- Your resume with your full details + Experience
2- The SERPs ranking you have recently achieved (websites + keywords)
3- Your expected MONTHLY salary for full time job (40hours per week from Monday to Friday).
Important : Any PM missing the above details will be ignored.

Our evaluation of your skills will be based on a short strategy plan you will be providing us during selection. You need to convince us through your plan that your are the right person for this job position.
Please do not bid if you are looking for part time job! this is FULL TIME Offer for those who are looking for a stable job and long term relationship.
Our Maximum salary is $750 per month so don’t bid for more.

Start your PM with ‘I am Your Expert’

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At time of writing, this project had over 300 views and 5 applications (unsurprisingly). Below is my brief conversation with this person via the websites’ messaging system:

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Me:

$750 per month for a FULL TIME SEO expert?
You pay peanuts, you get monkey’s. Expect to triple that before a REAL SEO expert touches you with a 10 foot barge pole.

Employer:

your experience is just a peanut if you say this, because you are just seeing your neighberhood. I think you are far from understanding how SEO world is working today..

Me:

well you do as you please, but expect a bumpy ride!

Employer:

I am in this business since 2005. I know perfectly what I am doing :)
Just give a look to emerging countries, u will see by yourself that life isn’t so costly for them.
anyway

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So, my experience is just a peanut. Not quite sure he understood what I meant there…

What does worry me, however, is the mention of “emerging countries”, and the fact that this project has gotten 5 bids so far. Could it be that foreign suppliers are working for nothing and providing a good service? Is this a genuine emerging threat to the industry?

I severely doubt it. I was once a shareholder in an online clothing store and I worked the SEO for this site around the clock. After 8-10 months it started to do very well in the search engines, but it is only with this constant love and affection that a website can do well, and I’m afraid nobody is going to put that much effort in for £300 per month.

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